Yo, hacker, kick it one time boooiiii

Yo GCC -- let's make it.
ICE, ICE baby,
ICE, ICE baby.

It stops -- compilate and linkin'
ICE is back in a new formation
Something grabs a hold of me quickly,
Stops all my makin', daily and nightly.
Will it go away, yo I don't know,
It's almost dawn, and the pixels glow.

To the extreme, I hack a file in the kernel,
Compiler crashes are accursed and infernal
Dance! Jump to this function of doom,
It's killin' my brain like a poisonous mushroom.

Deadly, it plays a dope melody,
Anything less than a build is a felony.
Love it or leave it, you better beware,
You gotta hit bullseye, not sit and stare.

If there was a problem, yo I'll solve it.
Check out the hook while this hacker resolves it.

ICE, ICE baby. rebuildin'...
ICE, ICE baby. rebuildin'...
ICE, ICE baby. rebuildin'...
ICE, ICE baby. rebuildin'...

Now that the party is jumpin',
The bass is kicked in and the cores are dumpin'
Hit the breakpoint, the breakpoint, no fakin'
I'm cookin' through bugs like a pound of bacon.
Burnin' 'em; you better say it don't mumble,
Any more bugs I'm gunna make 'em crumble.
Break apart, let 'em fall to pieces,

I'm on a roll, and it's time for me to see;
Upgradin', to 3.3.
With my optimiser off for this debugging spree.
Debugger on standby, hoping just to see why...
Did it stop? No, it just stepped by.

Kept on pursuing through the next block,
Jump through a function, and I'm headed for a new shock;
The stack was dead;
Yo, so it's time for an A1-A maintainer flame:

  gcc sucks; it's written by weenies,
  not worth the money, even as a freebee,
  stupid, you guys should be doin' time
  your code's so crap it oughta be a crime

Ranting, for the lurkers and the lists,
Then the whiners acting ill 'cause they've all lost their wits.
And back, to my scripts and source,
My editor's up, I'm gunna show it who's boss.

Hackin', gunna fix this real fast,
These stupid damn bugs I'm gunna bypass.
Function to fuction, I start to backtrack,
I'm trying to get this done before daylight's back.
Hacker on the scene, you know what I mean;
A five line fix, it's almost obscene.

If there was a problem, yo I'll solve it.
Check out the hook while this hacker resolves it.

ICE, ICE baby. rebuildin'...
ICE, ICE baby. rebuildin'...
ICE, ICE baby. rebuildin'...
ICE, ICE baby. rebuildin'...

Take heed, 'cause I'm a codin' poet,
#parisc's on the scene just in case you didn't know it.
My town, you know it's got it goin' down,
Enough to shake and kick holes in ground.
'Cause my code's like gravity's force,
Functional styles that you gotta endorse.
Compiled and linked,
It's a hell of a concept!
We make it build;
And you want to step with this: and the warnings fade
As we slice like a ninja, cut like a razor blade; 
So fast, other coders say damn,
If my code was a drug, I'd sell it by the nanogram.
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose,
Magnetise the bugs, and kick their caboose.
If there was a problem, yo we'll solve it.
Check out the hook, while the hackers resolve it.

ICE, ICE baby. rebuildin'...
ICE, ICE baby. (uhhh, ummm) rebuildin'...
ICE, ICE baby. rebuildin'...
ICE, ICE baby, rebuildin'... ICE.

Yo man, let's get out of here.
Word to your mother.

ICE, ICE baby, compile.
ICE, ICE baby, compile, compile.
ICE, ICE baby, compile, compile.
ICE, ICE baby, compile, compile.