When Processor Architectures Attack

To the tune of Britney Spears' Ooops, I did it again. Any resemblence to existing processors is entirely fabricated.

Mmmm, yeah.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.

I think I did it again.
I made you believe, it'd run to the end.
Oh baby.
It might seem like a crash,
But that doesn't mean, it's that serious.
'Cause to lose all my ref'rences
That is just so typically me.
Oh, baby, baby

    Ooops! I did it again,
    I played with the stack, got lost in the frame.
    Oh baby, baby
    Ooops! You're looking through dumps,
    Maybe some misplaced JMP?
    I'm not that innocent.

You see my problem is this:
Optimisin' away,
Wishing these opcodes just didn't exist.
I try watching the cache,
I'm hardly a fool, don't that often crash
But to lose all my ref'rences,
That is just so typically me.
Baby, oh.


Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah... [slowing down]

   "Going down for halt!"
   Merced, before you go, there's something I want you to run.
   Oh, this is beautiful, but wait a minute, isn't this...?
   Yeah, yes it is.
   But I thought this was written in powerpc assembly?
   Well, baby, I went out and ported it for you
   Oh, you shouldn't have.

Ooops! I did it again to your stack,
Got lost in this frame, oh baby.
Ooops! You think if you fix up that MOV...
I'm not that innocent.

Repeat CHORUS x2

  -- by aj